Joe (after being deflated by my telling him I can defeat his ROT-n substitution cipher with simple letter frequency analysis):

“what if n changed, letter by letter, according to Pi?”

“Knowing you I would probably have found Pi to be the key”

“Not if I used non-consecutive digits… or added even numbers… or switched schemes on vowels… or…”

Now, where at GCHQ do I apply for his junior COMINT badge?